J.K. Rowling Reads:
Harry at Ollivander’s
If you’re having a bad day or even just a bad moment, listen to JK Rowling read to you, and marvel at how she pronounces Rebeus.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
That’s ok. Harry Potter has sold billions of books, made billions at box office, made it possible for all fantasy series to exist, made child literacy cool, has not 1 but 2 theme parks, has an entire music genre, inspired an international sport, and changed the lives of millions.
Attention all theatre lovers!
So I’m starting research for my dissertation soon and my subject is going to be (contemporary) theatre. Basically like/reblog this if you enjoy/attend the theatre for your own pleasure, whether they be plays, musicals, opera or ballet. Thanks!
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
Better titles for HIMYM:
How I Met My Consolation Prize
How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development
How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged
How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding
How to Portray Women as Interchangeable Plot Devices
How Your Dad is the Worst
How to Make Your Main Character Insufferable
How I Maintained Nice Guy (TM) Whining for Nearly a Decade